My attitude towards...

First things first...Me

I'm going to start off with a bible verse, ""Therefore, COME OUT FROM THEIR MIDST AND BE SEPARATE," says the Lord. "AND DO NOT TOUCH WHAT IS UNCLEAN; And I will welcome you." 2 Corinthians 6:17.

I have always been the one that kind of sticks out in group. Whether its because I am shorter than everyone else, or I just have a different attitude. Mostly because I'm the short one that has to scream "wait for me, wait for me!!!" You know like the group of kids running and the midget that's trailing behind! I'm laughing as I write that. I like that, it makes me smile. I'm not saying I'm slow by any means. I'm just saying I tend to stick out a wee bit.





Women...

I'm not really in the dating game right now, nor am I into the whole random girl thing anymore. That was over after the sliced tire incident a while ago. Mom if you read this don't ask because you will be upset with me and I just can't have that. Right now I am in a break kind of mode right now. Shitty women kind of take a toll on you after a while. Besides, I'm going to school more than full time and I'm constantly fighting to make ends meet and women cost a lot of money. I don't care what you say you are all high maintenance and you know it :) It's cool though because I like to take care of you.

You are all crazy and you know it. Crazy for being super emotional. Crazy for being bitchy and stuck up. You are crazy because you like to take our stuff and wear it. You are crazy because you think that you are the special ingredient needed to change a guy. We don't understand why you do half the crazy shit you do. We don't understand that its the little things that count. We think you are crazy because you won't give us the time of day. We think you are crazy because you talk shit about us then come over and act like everything is cool.

However, I love the fact that you are crazy. I love the fact you wear our stuff. I love the fact that I can't figure you out...ever. I love the random acts of craziness that tend to happen. I also love it when I do something that you consider small but I feel its huge; such as but not limited to buying you a funny little hat or something stupid. In my head I am standing on a mountain screaming " I am victorious!!!"


Men...

If you think I'm going to write about how men should act you are wrong. I have my own way and so does every other guy. So deal with it.


Guns...

They are loud and they put holes in things far away.


Gay people...

I really don't care if you are in the military or not. I don't care if you want to get married or not. Don't automatically think I am going to dislike you...

Downs Syndrome...

I do make jokes, but I honestly feel that you are sent to the earth by God as angels.

Little dogs...

I don't like you...

Babies...

When you eat your hands, it scares the shit out of me...

Nerdy girls...

Will you marry me?

Athletic girls...

Will you marry me?

Marriage...

Hmmm, I don't know about that one yet, unless you fall into one of the before mentioned categories...

Physics class...

The blond girl who wears glasses and looks at me like I'm an idiot. Do you have any idea how attractive you are to me? I love your weird shoe things you wear and the fact that you could run me into the dirt. To bad you have a boyfriend who owns a coffee shop in P.C. Oh well.

Literature class....

I hate Vampires...

Blogging...

This is my way of processing my feelings. I don't pay to much attention to grammar...so deal with it.

The large girl in my intro to political science class...

Shut up.

Single women with children...

Don't lose hope. There is a man out there who will love you and your children. Hell, he may even like your stupid little dog...

The guy who used to try to get me to touch him...

If I ever see you again, I will feed you your heart...

Dee...

I ever see you again, you will be eating your own heart as well.

Mazda Miata's...

You know how I know you're gay?


Danny and Colleen...

You have shown me love, you have shown me that people can actually do things the right way.

Mom and Dad...

Its been a rough road but I will continue to make you proud..

Emily...

Damn your tough...

Alcohol...

I wish I would have never met you...

Drugs...

I wish I would have never met you...

War...

I wish I never met you...

California...

I miss you. Well except for the inland empire...you suck.

Sex...

I wish I had the strength to wait...

Ex Girlfriends...

Some of you I wish I had never met, others well too bad it didn't work out...

Quitters...

Don't even come and talk to me.

Cheaters...

I don't respect you...

Cowgirl...

One word...reverse.

PTSD...

I hate you, but you have made me stronger.

Dad...

I owe you money and some other intangibles...

Mom...

I owe you everything.

Lt. Lee

You saved my life.

God...

I'm here to serve

Cowgirls...

Will you marry me?

Life...



FaceBook...

You suck


Bed...

now