So I have come to some conclusions about life. I will share them with you now...

Women are crazy.

Men are dumb.

I am awesome.

I have some awesome people in my life.

Doctors have no personality.

The VA sucks.

Westminster College is a hot bed of attractive young girls...

My Subaru isn't the least bit masculine but what the fuck do I have to prove?

I am not getting old, I am getting awesome.

Little kids are like monkeys.

Cougars are a funny breed.

I don't want to be a cop.

Anyway there is more to come but not right now.